Christmas in July

For J the holiday season was ushered in this weekend when the smoker he ordered for himself using his Cabela’s credit card points (yes, he has a Cabela’s VISA card and no, I’m not going to say anymore about it) arrived. Does anyone else have a man in their life who buys what he wants when he wants it and then says, “I don’t want anything for my birthday”. Well, no shit, you’ve bought everything you want!

That’s the only complaint you’ll hear from me because this is another toy of his from which I directly benefit. He’s already smoked a chicken and a pork shoulder so you can color me dumb, fat, and happy.

For me, the big day has yet to arrive but I can no longer wait to start screaming about it and jumping up and down (yes, very much like the David Cassidy days).

They’ve kept me hanging for 9 months, 6 of which have been unemployed which feels especially cruel, but Tim and Heidi return this Thursday on Lifetime. Yes, I am THAT excited. And not just because the last 3 winners were from the Portland area because I disliked Gretchen and her sour, negative, bullying, whiny personality. Not to mention her horrendous taste in color. No, it is simply my favorite television show. Fun, fashion, bitchiness, without being total trash- what more could you ask for?

I’ll stop now but this theme will return. Only TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!!