Last night ushered in the 2013 awards season in Hollywood. This is perfect timing because it means I can honor both parts of my nature, the Zen goddess and the snarky bitch, all while looking at lots of pretty clothes and jewelry. So, let’s get on with it, shall we? And I say we start low and end high.
Rachel Weisz in Louis Vuitton. Gorgeous hair but this half sheer look only ever works when the lengths are intermingled. This says "I'm wearing a dress over a nightie."
Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior. Gorgeous color and I love the softly braided hair but this dress is saying, "Look at my chest and then leave a dollar in the pocket sticking out from said chest." No. No.
Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy. Two words: hot mess
Halle Berry has a knockout figure but often seems more concerned about showing it than being tasteful. This Versace beongs on the beach.
Guiliana Rancic stuck between Downton Abbey and Mortitia Addams and doing no favors to either.