Monday, February 6, 2012

Super Bowl- Madonna

I did not watch the game. I don’t care about football. The only thing that bothers me about the entire event is that no-one let me know that Beckham had an underwear ad premiering. Are we not friends, people? How could you think I wouldn’t need to know about that? The only reason I’m not de-friending the lot of you is because I’m sure I can find it on youtube (did you think I was going to wait? Dear God, is he talking? I don't know and I don't care. He is a miracle of hotness. Must stop looking).

What was I talking about? Oh right: Madonna. As I mentioned I watched none of the Super Bowl so this is not a review of her act. This is simply a review of the fact that SHE. IS. 53. YEARS. OLD.



I don’t care if she drinks the blood of virgins, puppies, kittens, or newborn infants or some cocktail thereof. I don’t care if she dates minors. I don’t even care if there is not a single natural ingredient left in her skin because if she’s hijacked the plastic surgery train she’s done a better job of it than the majority of her peers.

Look at this. I’m 3 years younger than her and I could no more wear something like this and, more importantly, bend my knees like this than I could fit into my high school jeans. To even attempt it- you don't need that visual.



There’s no message here. I’ve always liked Madonna if only for the fact that she has never strayed from her vision of herself and that’s a huge deal for a woman- any woman. Like her, hate her, she doesn’t care. I’m only here to point out that SHE. IS. 53. YEARS. OLD. Bitches.

5 comments:

Sarah Mac said...

and she has 8 years on me!! If only I looked half as good .... (and the truth is, I probably do only look half as good;)

Jeremy Bates said...

I am not Madonna's fan. but I don't find her boring though.

Kathy G said...

I think that if you had enough time, money, and inclination you could look as good as Madonna, too.

tweedlibrarian said...

I agree with Kathy G -if you had a personal trainer, housekeeper, driver, cook, masseur and all those other perks, you'd be just as hot. But really, is it worth it working out 5 hours a day? Ugh.

Catherine said...

Sue, don't forget the 25 year old boyfriend! You are both right about her life but you also know me too well- I wouldn't work out. I'd lounge in the hot tub reading and sipping champagne and then get a massage. That's how i roll.

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