I got home from the library today and found the Cabelas catalog on my desk with this item circled and an exclamation point. How sweet is that?!
High heels? Can’t wear ‘em.
Fancy clothes? Nowhere to go.
Spa treatments? Borriinnggg
But a handgun? Who doesn’t want that?! And in pink!
If that's not enough he wouldn't need to spend any cash for it- he'd use points earned on his Cabela's credit card.
Back off, ladies, he's all mine.